Mad Thursday, August 14, 2008 [:

i dare not post pics of the sausage monster already. many people have complained that they exhibited symptoms such as aching belly(from laughing too much) and sore mouth(from puking too much).
However, i think that we can have a description to avoid the beast!!
Features:
two black sausage-like lips
stubby hairs above said lips
flowing diarrhea-like hair
a charcoal stick body
long legs the colour of a freshly laid shit.
she may seem attractive(in Africa) but she's actually a terror! stay away!
Let's send her to the mental asylum