Tales of the FURDOG

SM

2008-08-19T04:52:00.000-07:00

SM is currently having a Cheena hair . OMG I CAN'T believe wat i am seeing. Her face, accompanied with that hair is totally undescribable! Wonder who on earth will appreciate such marvellous hairdo .

2008-08-18T06:34:00.000-07:00

Alright, alright, we must now take serious steps in getting rid of the Sausage monster.

please post any ideas you want to implement.

Currently:
Burn her books
Bait her to calling her cocktail wieners

Anymore?!

SM

2008-08-17T05:46:00.000-07:00

From my own inference , i think SM has a imaginated boyfriend, cause who would want to be her boyfriend, YOU? NO! No one!

SM has plenty of bf?

2008-08-16T21:28:00.001-07:00

From the information that i had received, QST has at least 10 bf. OMG i wonder what guys do when they date her , bite her sausage lips? You wont want to know!

2008-08-16T21:28:00.000-07:00

SIAN

2008-08-15T19:30:00.000-07:00

QST has returned to class. Everything seems normal? Maybe she is waiting for her chance to strike again. A leonpard can never change its spots. I personally think that this phrase suits her in every way thus we all still need to be wary.

:D

2008-08-14T06:41:00.000-07:00

Non of these resembles anything, purely fictional and any similarities between any living example is solely coincidental

IDEAS ON SAUSAGE PRODUCTS? GOOD OR BAD

2008-08-14T06:02:00.000-07:00

Since Sausage is such a big hit now , WHY dont we start selling sausages in canteen? PROFITABLE ISNT IT? Thinking of the money i will be holding in my hands , i cannot wait to organize this sausage selling thing as soon as possible.
* SPECIALLY DEDICATED TO ALL OUR SAUSAGE-FOLLOWERS

2008-08-14T05:49:00.000-07:00

BROTHERS! TONIGHT WE BAND TOGETHER TO FIGHT THE SAUSAGE MONSTER AND HER COCKTAIL WIENERS!!

WE WILL SLICE THEM TILL MINCE MEAT!

WE WILL MAKE SAUSAGE MASH!

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL

Sad news

2008-08-14T04:58:00.000-07:00

Sadly and unexpectedly, Sausage Monster is going NO JAIL. WTF IS Happening. Where is justice when we needed it most?!!! Will blood needed to be shed so that this evil will be locked behind bars for her to redeem for all her sins. Thus My fellow readers , THIS SHALL BE THE DAY WE CALL AS THURSDAY THE 14TH TO REMEMBER THAT EVIL SHALL NOT PREVAIL!
AFTER READING THE ABOVE , ALL SHOULD START TO PRAY THAT FRIDAY THE 15TH WOULL BE THE DAY WE COMMEMORATRE THE CAPTURE OF SAUSAGE MONSTER!

2008-08-14T04:40:00.000-07:00

i dare not post pics of the sausage monster already. many people have complained that they exhibited symptoms such as aching belly(from laughing too much) and sore mouth(from puking too much).

However, i think that we can have a description to avoid the beast!!

Features:
two black sausage-like lips
stubby hairs above said lips
flowing diarrhea-like hair
a charcoal stick body
long legs the colour of a freshly laid shit.

she may seem attractive(in Africa) but she's actually a terror! stay away!

NOO PICS

2008-08-14T04:36:00.000-07:00

This blog is dedicated to THE SAUSAGE MONSTER (DEFINITELY?) NOT FERRR...

The monster MIA?

2008-08-14T04:29:00.001-07:00

Recently, many people have reported that The Nortorious Sausage monster has probably went into an exile. However, this claim was proven to be merely a rumor. She is currently enjoying her life infront of Mr Chuang Chu Lin, serving her 1 week inhouse suspension. (WOW SO COOL).

here's exclusive footage of the sausage monster(could be hoax)

AFRAID

2008-08-13T05:37:00.000-07:00

SADLY DUE ME, Sausage seer, AFRAIDED OF BEING THREATENED BY PARANG? WILL ONLY OPEN THIS BLOG ON FIXED DAYS AND FIXED TIMING .

TIME LINE of THE UNIQUE SAUASAGE

2008-08-13T04:46:00.000-07:00

Okay, as a sausage reverent i "idolize" Queen Sausage Tyrant(QST) as a god. Queen Sausage has a list of bad records of which i will be listing them down now.

On 2007, starting of the year, Q.Sausage tyrant, attacked our fellow comrade, "Sausage raider". He had became mentally unsound after since.
This shows how powerful QST is and because of that we should isolate her. Her self-claimed tanned menacing face constantly implemented FEAR upon us. The world shall never know peace and security as long she is around us!

So LETS START THE ANTI QST PARADE NOW!

2008-08-13T04:36:00.000-07:00

Gather around and let me tell you a story of a girl. This girl was a normal girl. People made fun of her for some reason, and her heart grew ugly. Then she started to become ugly for real.

You see, even if you are ugly, with a heart of gold you can still radiate inner beauty. However, when your heart is black and rotten you will become black and rotten on the outside.

And so this girl proceeded to terrorize her innocent peers, becoming into a dark and terrible beast. Soon, she was a MONSTER CUNT.

This blog is dedicated to this monster.